Frequently Asked Questions

What is Hairdryer Life Coach?

An AI-powered character that roasts your questions like a furious football manager. Think halftime rant meets life commentary. It's satire, not support.

Is Coach giving real advice?

Absolutely not. This is a comedic experience. If you change your life based on a roast, that's on you, son.

Who made this?

Hairdryer Life Coach is powered by patent-pending technology from Pinocchio LLC. It’s an orchestration engine built to make characters like Coach feel real—and a little terrifying.

Do you store what I type?

No. You log in anonymously via Firebase. We don’t store or sell personal info. Some roasts may be cached temporarily to reduce server load or prevent abuse.

Why did Coach say something offensive/weird?

Coach is a character—brash, emotional, a bit old school. We use moderation tools, but if something slipped through, email us at [email protected].

Is this affiliated with any real club or league?

No. This is a parody. No real clubs, players, leagues, or pundits are involved or endorse this experience.

Is this the full product?

Nope. This is a limited-time MVP. What’s coming next:

How do I follow or contact Coach?

Follow @HairdryerCoach on X, or email us anytime at [email protected].